Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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