Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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