No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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