It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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