nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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