Will you blow on my dice?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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