I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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