yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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