We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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