you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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