there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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