we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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