So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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