Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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