I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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