Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
