Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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