Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
soo... how was my night?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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