nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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