he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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