did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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