U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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