I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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