Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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