I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
