how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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