When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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