just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The power of my boobs compel you
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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