"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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