what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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