if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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