Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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