spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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