i was rollin on her like bob the builder
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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