Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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