that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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