dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
This baby is an asshole
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
dude. I can hear the air.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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