Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Can vaginas get frostbite?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
When did angry sex become our thing?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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