You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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