She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We left the knife in your bed.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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