I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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