I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
