# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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