what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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