I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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