hell yes lets make some ravioli
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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