is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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