The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Terrible idea I love it
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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