That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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