I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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