i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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