I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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