Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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