how can u be prego again
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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