After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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