I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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