Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change