i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way