Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915