i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
In America we eat man semen.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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