Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I love you. Go after that dick
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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