garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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