You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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